Укроп написал(а):

Mr. Mackey:    Attention students. Apparently, Clyde could not have been the one who crapped in the urinal, because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5. 'Kay? Now, whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large. The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice, 'cause one of you thought it would be a good idea... to pull down your pants... m'kay, over your buttcheeks over the urinal... and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay? [all the kids in the hall listen, then start laughing] Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' urinal, [next shot is the school gym, where some students are practicing their basketball skills, but now they're listening] 'kay, droppin' your pants then... turnin' around... squattin' over that urinal, 'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see. Oh yeah, [the kids there begin to laugh] that's real funny! [turns off the mic and slams it down] I'm gonna catch this sonofabitch if it's the last thing I DO! M'kay?! [moves off]

 

Это не я бляяя...

да уж(((с гигиеной,к сожалению,в общагах плоховато(((

и в правду лень до туалета дойти что ли и выбросить туда ??

lesly написал(а):

личинку в умывальник отложил в копейке?  хаха

под столом)))))

Dumb, думаешь кто-то сознается?

orl написал(а):

и в правду лень до туалета дойти что ли и выбросить туда ??

действительно...