WE'RE NOT GROUPIES, AND WE'RE NOT BISQUITS
                   WE'RE NOT JUST A FAN CLUB, WE ARE AN ARMY
                          AND WE DON'T KNOW WHO NANDO IS,
               THOUGH WE'RE CERTAIN HE'S REALLY REALLY GOOD

                   WE HAVE A CONNECTION, NOT JUST A DREAM
                 WE SPEAK IN SYMBOLOGY, NOT IN MERE WORDS
                 AND WE CALL THEM GLYPHICS, NOT BAND LOGOS

                   WE CAN PROUDLY WEAR OUR HOMEMADE GEAR
                                       WHEREVER WE GO
                WE BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUALITY, NOT CONFORMISM
                                AND THAT THE PHOENIX IS A
                           HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

                             THE SONGS ARE OUR ANTHEMS
                         THE WRISTBANDS ARE OUR REGALIA
                           AND, THANK YOU, THIS IS A CULT

                     WE ARE A LARGE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
                   THE MOST PASSIONATE FANS IN THE WORLD
                         FOR THE BEST BAND IN THE UNIVERSE

                                PROVEHITO IN ALTUM

                                WE ARE THE ECHELON